25 Random Sayings
1. I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes.
2. I'm not crazy my reality is just different from yours.
3. Not only to I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.
4. Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls.
5. Friends ask why your crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
6. He said I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit".
7. Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone.
8. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and says "NO SHE'S MINE".
9. Forget about the people in the past, theres a reason they didn't make it to your future.
10. Be a freak, being cool is over-rated.
11. Best Friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
12. You can't buy happiness but you can buy ice-cream; which is kinda' the same thing.
13. I wish my lawn was emo; then it would cut itself.
14. Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.
15. I used to be normal untill I met those losers I call my friends.
16. Friends don't let friends talk to other guys
17. lol- the perfect thing to type when there's nothing else to say.
18. Best friends - We dance like we're retarded
- Laugh like we're freaks
- Sing like we're on drugs
- But hey, we're having fun
19. Last night, I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars, thinking to myself "Were the heck is my ceiling?".
20. I love walking in the rain because no-one else knows I'm crying.
21. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
22. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
23. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
24. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
25. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.