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25 Random Sayings

1. I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes .

2.I'm not crazy my reality is just different from yours 3. Not only to I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well- now that takes talent

4. Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls
5. Friends ask why your crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

6. He said I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit"

7. Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone

8. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, A best friend yells at him and says "NO SHES MINE"

9. Forget about the people in the past, theres a reason they didn't make it to your future

10. Be a freak, being cool is over-rated

11. Best Friends: They know how stupid you are, and still choose to be seen with you in public

12. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy Ice-Cream; which is kinda the same thing

13. I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself

14. Everyones entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilage

15. I used to be normal untill I met those losers I call my friends

16. Friends don't let friends talk to other guys

17. lol- the perfect thing to type when there's nothing else to say

18. Best friends - We dance like we're retarded
                          - Laugh like we're freaks
                          - Sing like we're on drugs
                          - But hey, we're having fun

19. Last night, I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars, thinking to myself "Were the heck is my ceiling?"

20. I love walking in the rain, because no-one else knows i'm crying

21. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

22. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

23. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

24. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally

25. He who laughs last didn't get the joke
©2008-2009 *Dear-Dire-Heart
:icondear-dire-heart:

Author's Comments

I found these here and there. Some are pretty funny. Most of them apply to me as well. Can you guess which?? :giggle:
-DDH

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:iconpoodletips10:
i love 'em all. okay, not number 13, but i love the rest of them :)
and, they apply to me aswel!
:iconnyctra:
OMGOMG! I love these, they're soooo funny!

-puts it in a notepad file, like everything else-

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| Hell Lane > :below: :devilish:

| MWP > [link]
| DDH! > [link]
| F-Key-Dude! > [link]
:iconfax-fanatic:
I love them all! The ones about being either weird or clumsy match me perfectly! The one about liking to walk in the rain is totally me too!
Luv ya, :hug: :kiss:
Jane

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Max loooves Fang!!!!!!!
Fang loooves Max!!!!!!!
FAX!!!!
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Don't look to others for help find it within yourself!
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Oh, and I also LOVE Harry Potter; Bones; C.S.I.; and any Anthony Horowitz!
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These are all so me lol!!

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:icondear-dire-heart:
:D True True, yes most of them apply to me as well =3

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The shadow proves the sun shines

*Nyctra My Nykitty sister whom I love to bits.
~TheChocolateTiger My heart, my soul, my reason for living. I love you darling.
:icondear-dire-heart:
*chuckles* Classics arnt they

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The shadow proves the sun shines

*Nyctra My Nykitty sister whom I love to bits.
~TheChocolateTiger My heart, my soul, my reason for living. I love you darling.
:icondear-dire-heart:
They're so true ^-^

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The shadow proves the sun shines

*Nyctra My Nykitty sister whom I love to bits.
~TheChocolateTiger My heart, my soul, my reason for living. I love you darling.
:icondear-dire-heart:
They're most everyone too :giggle:

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The shadow proves the sun shines

*Nyctra My Nykitty sister whom I love to bits.
~TheChocolateTiger My heart, my soul, my reason for living. I love you darling.
:iconmonique-nudge:
Sadly, not many apply to me, but they're funny anyway! :giggle: :lmao: :rofl:

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You have to spread your wings before you know how far you can fly... I'm just too lazy to try! :XD:

Icon by: [link]
:icondear-dire-heart:
Yes they are ^-^

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The shadow proves the sun shines

*Nyctra My Nykitty sister whom I love to bits.
~TheChocolateTiger My heart, my soul, my reason for living. I love you darling.

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