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C and T's Adventures 3

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Claudia: Hey Tessa!

Tessa: Heyya Claud!

Claudia: Wassup?

Tessa: *makes a face* Maths

Claudia: *chuckles* I see…what are you doing? Still on extension maths?

Tessa: Yep, sadly. Hey what looks like an upside down arch, starts with P and ends in S?

Claudia: Ummm…*makes an evil face* Pee…

Tessa: *grins* No, they’re called parabolas. That’s what I’m learning about in maths.

Claudia: Oooh! I thought it was something else *winks* hehe, so what are they?

Tessa: Well, I just started and they look like they have something to do with graphs.

Claudia: I see…so plotting and stuff…fun…I’m learning about probability ^-^ easy as pie

Tessa: Definitely…fun *rolls eyes* Probability, nice. Pie or Pi?

Claudia: Smart girl say what??

Tessa: You know easy as pie, the food, or pi the math term, 3.14

Claudia: Oooh! I see *grins* hehe  Hey did you hear about the adult shop that wants to be family friendly?

Tessa: O.o what??

Claudia: It’s cause they sell “balloons” if you know what I mean, you know “BA LOONS” *wink wink* ((condoms))

Tessa: Riiiiight…okay since you’re learning about probability, I’ll test you. Whats the chance it’s raining right now?

Claudia: Oooh! That’s a hard one! *sarcasm* (it’s raining) Ummz 50%, no, no 100%

Tessa: Is that your final answer?

Claudia: Ummz lemme check *runs to window* Yup its definitely raining, I’m 100% sure ^-^

Tessa: Coooorect! You’ve just won the great prize of success.

Claudia: What! *feels ripped off* Come on you gotta give me something better then that! I just used my brain on Saturday!

Tessa: Sorry, that’s all we’ve got. You should be happy that you’ve got success, there are a lot of people out there that want it.

Claudia: *grumbles* Fine then…success it is…what about you, wise old gamekeeper

Tessa: *grins* My pay check, all the views keep me in business.

Claudia: Very nice, where do I sign up?

Tessa: *stares at her with pleading puppy dog eyes* Do you really want me out of a job??

Claudia: *thinks* no…maybe I can be your assistant…like a co host?

Tessa: Hmm…Okay! ^^ Sign right here *gives her a long piece of paper*

Claudia: *groans* I hate paper work *signs paper*

Tessa: Same but its necessary. Hey look! Gullible! *points to the window*

Claudia: *drops paper and looks out the window* Where! O.O

Tessa: Gotcha! *looks serious* But that was necessary too, says it right here *points to a sentence then throws paper away* Congratulations you’re apart of the business now!

Claudia: YAY! *happy dance* Soooo…when do I start?

Tessa: Now! *hands her microphone and leads her to a camera*

Claudia: Oh ok *looks worried* What do I do?

Tessa: *sighs* Talk and ask questions in a host like manner

Claudia Ok then…when am I on?

Tessa: Right now

Claudia: Oh, hi! I’m Claudia and I’m gonna be your host for this evening with Tessa

Tessa: That’s right! Claudia will be asking the first question.

Claudia: Okay, first question- How likely is it I will fall sleep during our 3rd movie tonight?

Tessa: Unlikely because it was Howls moving castle and you didn’t fall asleep.

Claudia: (was busy swooning over Howl during the movie) O////O yes! Correct! And what is the chance I will beat my brother up for waking us up at 5:45 am this morning

Tessa: Likely…

Claudia: *chuckles* Correct again, you’re on a roll! Now the last question- What’s black and White and red all over?

Tessa: A newspaper, a sun burnt penguin or zebra, or magpie.

Claudia: DANG IT! You got them all in one! ((lots of streamers and sirens)) You’ve won the grand prize!

Tessa: Wooo! What’s the prize? What’s the prize?

Claudia: It’s right behind this curtain!

Tessa: YAY, grand prize! Pull the curtain, pull the curtain!

Claudia: *is psyched* OK! *pulls curtain*

Tessa: *is bouncing with excitement*

Claudia: Oh….

Tessa: Ooh….

Claudia: …I forgot to buy one…

Tessa: WHAT! OMG, at least I gave you success. That’s it, I’m suing!!

Claudia: No, no, no! Umm well you’re on TV so you have fame! I’m giving you fame!

Tessa: Well…I’d rather have cash…but…okay ^^

Claudia: Phew…^-^ sooo…what now?

Tessa: Sleep time?

Claudia: *rubs eyes* Yesh pwease =3 *yawns*

Tessa: *grabs a pillow and drops to the floor* Goodnight Claudia

Claudia: Night Tess *sleeps*

Tessa: *turns light off*
Next one up soon as well =3
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