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Claudia: Hey Tessa!
Tessa: Heyya Claud!
Claudia: Wassup?
Tessa: *makes a face* Maths
Claudia: *chuckles* I see…what are you doing? Still on extension maths?
Tessa: Yep, sadly. Hey what looks like an upside down arch, starts with P and ends in S?
Claudia: Ummm…*makes an evil face* Pee…
Tessa: *grins* No, they’re called parabolas. That’s what I’m learning about in maths.
Claudia: Oooh! I thought it was something else *winks* hehe, so what are they?
Tessa: Well, I just started and they look like they have something to do with graphs.
Claudia: I see…so plotting and stuff…fun…I’m learning about probability ^-^ easy as pie
Tessa: Definitely…fun *rolls eyes* Probability, nice. Pie or Pi?
Claudia: Smart girl say what??
Tessa: You know easy as pie, the food, or pi the math term, 3.14
Claudia: Oooh! I see *grins* hehe Hey did you hear about the adult shop that wants to be family friendly?
Tessa: O.o what??
Claudia: It’s cause they sell “balloons” if you know what I mean, you know “BA LOONS” *wink wink* ((condoms))
Tessa: Riiiiight…okay since you’re learning about probability, I’ll test you. Whats the chance it’s raining right now?
Claudia: Oooh! That’s a hard one! *sarcasm* (it’s raining) Ummz 50%, no, no 100%
Tessa: Is that your final answer?
Claudia: Ummz lemme check *runs to window* Yup its definitely raining, I’m 100% sure ^-^
Tessa: Coooorect! You’ve just won the great prize of success.
Claudia: What! *feels ripped off* Come on you gotta give me something better then that! I just used my brain on Saturday!
Tessa: Sorry, that’s all we’ve got. You should be happy that you’ve got success, there are a lot of people out there that want it.
Claudia: *grumbles* Fine then…success it is…what about you, wise old gamekeeper
Tessa: *grins* My pay check, all the views keep me in business.
Claudia: Very nice, where do I sign up?
Tessa: *stares at her with pleading puppy dog eyes* Do you really want me out of a job??
Claudia: *thinks* no…maybe I can be your assistant…like a co host?
Tessa: Hmm…Okay! ^^ Sign right here *gives her a long piece of paper*
Claudia: *groans* I hate paper work *signs paper*
Tessa: Same but its necessary. Hey look! Gullible! *points to the window*
Claudia: *drops paper and looks out the window* Where! O.O
Tessa: Gotcha! *looks serious* But that was necessary too, says it right here *points to a sentence then throws paper away* Congratulations you’re apart of the business now!
Claudia: YAY! *happy dance* Soooo…when do I start?
Tessa: Now! *hands her microphone and leads her to a camera*
Claudia: Oh ok *looks worried* What do I do?
Tessa: *sighs* Talk and ask questions in a host like manner
Claudia Ok then…when am I on?
Tessa: Right now
Claudia: Oh, hi! I’m Claudia and I’m gonna be your host for this evening with Tessa
Tessa: That’s right! Claudia will be asking the first question.
Claudia: Okay, first question- How likely is it I will fall sleep during our 3rd movie tonight?
Tessa: Unlikely because it was Howls moving castle and you didn’t fall asleep.
Claudia: (was busy swooning over Howl during the movie) O////O yes! Correct! And what is the chance I will beat my brother up for waking us up at 5:45 am this morning
Tessa: Likely…
Claudia: *chuckles* Correct again, you’re on a roll! Now the last question- What’s black and White and red all over?
Tessa: A newspaper, a sun burnt penguin or zebra, or magpie.
Claudia: DANG IT! You got them all in one! ((lots of streamers and sirens)) You’ve won the grand prize!
Tessa: Wooo! What’s the prize? What’s the prize?
Claudia: It’s right behind this curtain!
Tessa: YAY, grand prize! Pull the curtain, pull the curtain!
Claudia: *is psyched* OK! *pulls curtain*
Tessa: *is bouncing with excitement*
Claudia: Oh….
Tessa: Ooh….
Claudia: …I forgot to buy one…
Tessa: WHAT! OMG, at least I gave you success. That’s it, I’m suing!!
Claudia: No, no, no! Umm well you’re on TV so you have fame! I’m giving you fame!
Tessa: Well…I’d rather have cash…but…okay ^^
Claudia: Phew…^-^ sooo…what now?
Tessa: Sleep time?
Claudia: *rubs eyes* Yesh pwease =3 *yawns*
Tessa: *grabs a pillow and drops to the floor* Goodnight Claudia
Claudia: Night Tess *sleeps*
Tessa: *turns light off*
Tessa: Heyya Claud!
Claudia: Wassup?
Tessa: *makes a face* Maths
Claudia: *chuckles* I see…what are you doing? Still on extension maths?
Tessa: Yep, sadly. Hey what looks like an upside down arch, starts with P and ends in S?
Claudia: Ummm…*makes an evil face* Pee…
Tessa: *grins* No, they’re called parabolas. That’s what I’m learning about in maths.
Claudia: Oooh! I thought it was something else *winks* hehe, so what are they?
Tessa: Well, I just started and they look like they have something to do with graphs.
Claudia: I see…so plotting and stuff…fun…I’m learning about probability ^-^ easy as pie
Tessa: Definitely…fun *rolls eyes* Probability, nice. Pie or Pi?
Claudia: Smart girl say what??
Tessa: You know easy as pie, the food, or pi the math term, 3.14
Claudia: Oooh! I see *grins* hehe Hey did you hear about the adult shop that wants to be family friendly?
Tessa: O.o what??
Claudia: It’s cause they sell “balloons” if you know what I mean, you know “BA LOONS” *wink wink* ((condoms))
Tessa: Riiiiight…okay since you’re learning about probability, I’ll test you. Whats the chance it’s raining right now?
Claudia: Oooh! That’s a hard one! *sarcasm* (it’s raining) Ummz 50%, no, no 100%
Tessa: Is that your final answer?
Claudia: Ummz lemme check *runs to window* Yup its definitely raining, I’m 100% sure ^-^
Tessa: Coooorect! You’ve just won the great prize of success.
Claudia: What! *feels ripped off* Come on you gotta give me something better then that! I just used my brain on Saturday!
Tessa: Sorry, that’s all we’ve got. You should be happy that you’ve got success, there are a lot of people out there that want it.
Claudia: *grumbles* Fine then…success it is…what about you, wise old gamekeeper
Tessa: *grins* My pay check, all the views keep me in business.
Claudia: Very nice, where do I sign up?
Tessa: *stares at her with pleading puppy dog eyes* Do you really want me out of a job??
Claudia: *thinks* no…maybe I can be your assistant…like a co host?
Tessa: Hmm…Okay! ^^ Sign right here *gives her a long piece of paper*
Claudia: *groans* I hate paper work *signs paper*
Tessa: Same but its necessary. Hey look! Gullible! *points to the window*
Claudia: *drops paper and looks out the window* Where! O.O
Tessa: Gotcha! *looks serious* But that was necessary too, says it right here *points to a sentence then throws paper away* Congratulations you’re apart of the business now!
Claudia: YAY! *happy dance* Soooo…when do I start?
Tessa: Now! *hands her microphone and leads her to a camera*
Claudia: Oh ok *looks worried* What do I do?
Tessa: *sighs* Talk and ask questions in a host like manner
Claudia Ok then…when am I on?
Tessa: Right now
Claudia: Oh, hi! I’m Claudia and I’m gonna be your host for this evening with Tessa
Tessa: That’s right! Claudia will be asking the first question.
Claudia: Okay, first question- How likely is it I will fall sleep during our 3rd movie tonight?
Tessa: Unlikely because it was Howls moving castle and you didn’t fall asleep.
Claudia: (was busy swooning over Howl during the movie) O////O yes! Correct! And what is the chance I will beat my brother up for waking us up at 5:45 am this morning
Tessa: Likely…
Claudia: *chuckles* Correct again, you’re on a roll! Now the last question- What’s black and White and red all over?
Tessa: A newspaper, a sun burnt penguin or zebra, or magpie.
Claudia: DANG IT! You got them all in one! ((lots of streamers and sirens)) You’ve won the grand prize!
Tessa: Wooo! What’s the prize? What’s the prize?
Claudia: It’s right behind this curtain!
Tessa: YAY, grand prize! Pull the curtain, pull the curtain!
Claudia: *is psyched* OK! *pulls curtain*
Tessa: *is bouncing with excitement*
Claudia: Oh….
Tessa: Ooh….
Claudia: …I forgot to buy one…
Tessa: WHAT! OMG, at least I gave you success. That’s it, I’m suing!!
Claudia: No, no, no! Umm well you’re on TV so you have fame! I’m giving you fame!
Tessa: Well…I’d rather have cash…but…okay ^^
Claudia: Phew…^-^ sooo…what now?
Tessa: Sleep time?
Claudia: *rubs eyes* Yesh pwease =3 *yawns*
Tessa: *grabs a pillow and drops to the floor* Goodnight Claudia
Claudia: Night Tess *sleeps*
Tessa: *turns light off*
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